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7:00.....Deep inside the radio alarm clock, sitting on the night stand beside your bed, a circuit closes and activates the radio, set to your favorite oldies station. Almost like a laser bolt, the music rips you from your sleep and you open one eye....
She put the lime in the coconut
She drank em both up
She put the lime in the coconut
She called her doctor, woke him up
She said, Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take
She said, Doctor
To relieve this belly ache
She said, Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take
She said, Doctor
To relieve this belly ache
Now Let me get this straight
You put the lime in the coconut
and drank em both up
You put the lime in the coconut
and drank em both up
You put the lime in the coconut
and called your doctor, woke him up
With a groan, you slap at the clock radio and miss, sending it scurrying across the night stand, off the edge and onto the floor. Luckily, it shuts off! Then it hits you!
Egads! You stayed too late at the bar last night, you had too much to drink and you are hungover like a..... like a..... like a...... Oh your brain! Can't think! Why is the light coming through the window so bright? Why did you drink those margaritas on top of all those beers? What is this thumping in your head? Ick! The taste in your mouth is awful and you can't even begin to describe what your stomach feels like.
Aspirin! You need aspirin! NO, you need a dozen aspirin but your stomach rebels. Maybe some alka seltzer to settle the volcano inside you! Got to call in sick to work. Let the boss know you have contracted malaria! No, the chicken Pox, 24 hour variety!
You open the bathroom closet.....Darn, where is that thermometer? Bandaids! Antacid tablets! Somewhere in here is the ice pack to soothe your aching head! Here's the heating pad! You may need that later! Grabbing every medication you can find you drag yourself back to bed and collapse. Welcome to your "Morning After".
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